i'm nowhere near my goal of fathering (but not supporting) seven babies on seven continents. my days are numbered.

i just bought a rather large television. maybe one day when my room is without holes and is painted in a more inviting color, i will install it. until then, it shall sit in the box.

mia just beat me 304-300, even after i dropped a 51 point word. FUCK THAT!
lindsay and i tied earlier. she is so lucky...

i watched several videos of rocket richard on youtube, which turned into me watching about ninety-seven minutes worth of hockey fights. good work, loser.